One of my more lowbrow hobbies is the destruction of destructible objects. Chewing up things allows me to get back in touch with the common dog (for just a while!) and remind myself just how superior I am to all those other moronic mutts out there. I will demonstrate for your viewing pleasure with a plastic cup.
The first step is to carefully drink sip the gin and tonic or whatever your preferred drink is from the cup.
Once that is done, it is time to get down to business.
I usually allow the humans to toy with me a bit. After that I maul them.
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