As you may realise I am a very busy and important bulldog. Owing to my vast array of intellectual pursuits and extra-curricular activities, I have very little time to devote to the appeasement of my loyal fanbase on this site. Why, I had to cancel my appearance on Oprah to find time to type this pointless message!
From time to time I may deign to post some glamourous photos of my handsome self or relate some highly amusing anecdotes from my life. I have no doubt that your life will be enriched by any exposure to me whatsoever. It is therefore in your best interests to check back regularly!
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